A Few Facts About the Grand Falls Communist Party
Party founding date: March 18, 2000.
Party termination date: December 22, 2005
Last known appearance of John Jenkins: December 22, 2005
Party slogan: "All we want is what we have coming to us. All we want is our fair share."
Party Members:
John Jenkins, Party Chairman
Pictured above, farthest right
All-time favorite communist leader: Mao. Because of the suit.
Famous quote: "I wonder if Mao ever hated himself." (possibly apocryphal)
Present whereabouts: Unknown.
Present occupation: Unknown.
Emily Stepanovich, Party Vice-Chairman, Minister of the Politburo, Party Apparatus and Propaganda
Pictured above, between Lenin and Trotsky
All-time favorite communist leader: Castro. Becuase he's still going.
Famous quote: "We're communists -- we don't really have a huge sense of humor."
Present whereabouts: Washington, DC
Present occupation: PR/Marketing Assistant for an environmental group
Craig Kroener, Minister of Defense
Pictured above, between Castro and Mao
All-time favorite communist leader: Trotsky. Because they killed him.
Famous quote: "I find plaid to be very subversive."
Present whereabouts: Cleveland, OH
Present occupation: producer for "Wahoo's Yahoos" sports talk radio show
A.J. Reynolds, Minister of Offense
Pictured above, farthest left
All-time favorite communist leader: Lenin. Because of the hair.
Famous quote: "Of course, we would all have nice cars, being on the Politburo."
Present whereabouts: Seattle, WA
Present occupation: database manager for IT consulting company
Karen Reis, Minister of Collectivization and Five-Year Planning
Pictured above, middle
All-time favorite communist leader: Lenin. Because he was the hottest.
Famous quote: "Telemarketers -- they're the new proletariat."
Present whereabouts: Dayton, OH
Present occupation: freelance videographer